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I got robbed by a bird today

Did it have a knife?

Yeah! It wasn't actually too intimidating. It wanted my shoe.

We met the same bird, then.

Maurice wanted to eat it.

Arthur wants a knife now.

I told him no, but only because I only have one knife.

Surely finding another knife wouldn't be difficult.

I gotta find a new knife dealer.

Hey do you remember that time I got turned into a catboy. [ This is all said very quickly with a really weird scraping noise in the background. ]